The Simpsons

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[ falls over, crushing his Star Wars action figures ]
Ralph: "I bent my wookie" ...

Bart: "Dad, you bought that because it was full of gummy worms"
Lisa: "And you only wanted those as bait for gummy fish" ...

[ Homer throws stuff at a house ]

Homer: "Come on, give us some candy. Don't pretend your not home!"
Lisa: "Dad, that's our house dad"

[ everyone around laughs ]

Homer: "She's a witch!" ...

Quimby: "I sentence you to be burnt at the stake until you are deemed fit to re-enter society" ...

Mr. Burns: "I'll keep this quick. Family. Friendship. Religion. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When the opportunity arises you don't want to be driving to the maternity ward or sitting in some phoney-belony church. Or synagogue." ...

Homer: "So I thought to myself, what would God do?"
Bart: "Locust ... they will drive him crazy"
Homer: "It's all in the bible son. It's the prankster's bible." ...

Homer: "Marge would you love me more if I was president? Because I will do it if it will make you happy." ...

Homer: "Simpson. Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the. Town of Springfield. He's about to his a chestnut tree." ...

Homer: "What country did you say this car came from?"
Salesman: "It, no longer exists" ...

Lenny: "You don't see many men driving the F series" ...

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