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Turk: "I've been hitting you?"
JD: "Yeah you're like the brown Hulk" ...

Jake: "Trust you? You don't know where New Zealand is"
JD: "You can dance your way there from Old Zealand"
Jake: "Are you an idiot?" ...

Dr. Cox: "I'm gagging and vomiting at the same time. I'm guvomiting." ...

J.D.: "Look, Dr. Cox, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I honestly think the only reason that you're not down at that hospital right now is that... you're afraid."
Dr. Cox: "I think you're right, I do. It's partly because you've gotten to know me this year, but mostly it's that well... I told you I was afraid earlier today... so please don't tell me you've come to reiterate things that I've already said, because I know the things that I've already said, in fact... I'm the one who said them." ...

Dr. Cox: "Oh, and *whistles* Lassie, in light of the recent beastiality rumour circling about you, I'm going to forgo calling you by the obligatory girl's name and begin to name you by the first famous dog I can think of. I've gone with Lassie, as it fits the criteria of being both a dog and a girl, thus helping you ease into the transition." ...

Dr. Casey: "I believe the words you're looking for are holy crap"
Turk: "Holy crap!" ...

JD: "It's like when Kelso gave you a cupcake cause you went four days without killing a patient."
Doug: "That was awesome!" ...

Dr. Cox: "If they took all the porn off the internet there would only be one site left, and that would be called Bring Back The Porn." ...

Dr.Cox: "I became a doctor for the same four reasons that everybody does. Chicks, money, power, and chicks." ...

JD: "I wish I was more of a swashbuckling doctor. Like a pirate." ...