Futurama

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Quotes List

Professor: "Yes everything that is and ever shall be is inside that box. And the box itself is probably worth something too" ...

Professor: "Oh I've been as dumb as Fry"
Fry: "Am not!" ...

Bender: "It's not my fault you don't check me... messages erased" ...

Professor: "Where's the device that allows you to speed up or slow the passage of time?"
Fry: "Under the front seat" ...

Fry: "But wont that change history?"
Professor: "Oh a lesson in not changing history from mister I'm my own grandpa!" ...

Professor: "Oh no. Shes stick in an infinite loop and hes an idiot" ...

Farnsworth: "Buddha. Zeus. God. Somebody help me. Satan, you owe me!" ...

Lela: "The lake didn't mutate me"
Squid: "Worked for me. I used to be a little blonde girl named Virginia" ...

Leela - "I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!" ...

Calculon: "I was all of history's great acting robots: Acting Unit 0.8, Thespo-mat, David Duchovny!" ...

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